Adventures of a Cookie Salesman
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Oliver got the idea to try to sell to a blue robe. We summoned one and sat around for the wait. | |
Lady Kitara popped up and the sale was on. | |
What's with all the lame excuses? It's a cookie, it's *supposed* to be sweet! | |
No tactic worked on her. | |
Oliver even attempted the guilt maneuver. Nothing worked and she popped out, much to our dismay. | |
The next day, on my own, I headed to the orc fort. I fashioned my selling points in the SC orc dialect. | |
I gave them a little ale as tribute, but they didn't seem to get the idea I was selling the cookies. | |
One of them figured it out. | |
Again they started in on the 'I have no gold' line so I offered to trade. Suddenly, one of the orcs couldn't wait and my first sale was on. | |
Sale #6 | |
To celebrate, the orcs and I sparred a bit. After I, err, um, ressed, I headed back toward town. | |
In a house on the way toward Yew, I spied a woman. She bought without hesitation. All the transactions should be this simple. | |
Sale #7 | |
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