NOTE: This story took place after Alora announced her bar would not be open due to political problems.
The bar was located Southwest of Safe Haven.  It is gone now.  We are all sad.

Well, I didn't like the fact that the Tavern was shut so I decided to do something about it. 
I sent out many messages to assemble at the Tavern to friend and foe.

 

 When I arrived, I saw Ezra Shade, sister of Amanda. She agreed that we needed the tavern open.



Darth and Ryf showed up and we tried to bust our way inside.

 

 Grunewald had a more practical idea, but we had no rope.

   

We got hungry and began to have a picnic while sending endless pigeons to Alora, requesting the door opened.

 
 
The endless prodding finally got Alora to show up. 
Hooray! Even then we had convince her to open the door. 
Good thing my dashing good looks won the day...

 

 Once in side, the drinking began. 



 Alora had to go, but I gave her some cookies and a watermelon for the road.

 

 I got to play bartender and started serving drinks.

 

 Ms. Shade and I realized we were emptying Alora's pantry, so we made a large deposit to cover costs.

 

The Shadowclan Orcs arrive and started drinking. Shaar Brista tried to tell a joke, but most orcs were too dumb to understand. the joke went: 
Shaar Barista: Hey bartender I got a joke for you 
Shaar Barista: *hic* 
Shaar Barista: It's a good one 
Shaar Barista: Grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a drink 

Shaar Barista: *hic* 
Shaar Barista: The bartender looks at the grasshopper and says 
Shaar Barista: "Hey, We got a drink named after you 
Shaar Barista: and the grasshopper says 
Shaar Barista: "Really!?, You got a drink named Lenny? 

 

 Meanwhile a different problem presented itself... 

Ryf Camphe: *hic* 
Shaar Barista: *hic* 
Rak Thor: wer am da ruum wer da littul orks gu? 
Lugdush: oo lug need takee leeky 
Snigrit: *mutters* 
Lugdush: *leaks in barrel* 
Rak Thor: *jumps up and down anxiously* 
Ezra Shade: little orcs go outside 
Glendor: yub, on da bed 
Rak Thor: me hab tu gu tu da ruum wer littul urks gu nowwww [Group enters the bedroom] 
Rak Thor: ahhhh 
Lugdush: *hic* 
Glendor: heh 
Ezra Shade: *laughs* 
Snigrit: *hic* 
Rak Thor: oomies hab weerd habuts 
Rak Thor: me thot beds wer fur eetin 
Glendor: *admires wet spot* 
Rak Thor: *eats rose* 
Rak Thor: *urinates on plant* 

Ezra Shade: that's ernie! 
Shaar Barista: *laughs* 
You see: a flowerpot 
Ezra Shade: don't pee on ernie :/ 
Rak Thor: *frowns* 
Rak Thor: piddul da fern 
Ezra Shade: *hic* 
Shaar Barista: *;mutters to self* 
Krul'ar: dat humie me ate earlier nub sittin so well 
Strife: not here... 
Glendor: *pees on earnie* 

 

 The party soon got out of hand when orcs began disrobing in the tavern. 



Somehow, one of Lord British's guards arrived on scene. But he walked so slow, he couldn't catch anyone. Soon after this I fell asleep. I was told by Ms. Shade that GC came by later and slaughtered everyone, but I didn't see it for myself. 
In any case, Alora's is open for business and a hotbed of fun.